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+46 108-TIT-BÖG (SE 108 848 264)
+61 FURY-PLANK (AU 0387 975 265)

277
explicit
00:01:04 / 2016-12-29 02:00
~some guy from denmark, @grilldos
denmark dangerous

0%

814 episodes produced out of 0 strips

814
sfw
00:00:41 / 2024-03-03 02:00
~@tobadzistsini@bonequest.net
cmon man

813
sfw
00:01:01 / 2023-09-28 02:00
to sleep, perchance to cream

812
explicit
00:01:25 / 2023-08-17 14:49
here's to the big 25, bong hits, cock sucking & disturbing neighbors in perpetuity

811
explicit
00:00:21 / 2023-04-04 02:00
shrapnel has impacted the cocksucking center of my brain

810
explicit
00:00:52 / 2023-03-28 02:00
~@astrobstrd, ft joe biden
recovered from an unaired 60 minutes interview c. 1996. submitted just in time for this bit to be tired

809
explicit
00:01:03 / 2023-03-09 02:00
~guybrush threepwood (parody)
down with homework

808
explicit
00:00:42 / 2022-11-15 02:00
It's Pants!

807
explicit
00:00:30 / 2022-11-08 02:00
The Hunger Music Video - HQ version.avi

806
sfw
00:01:14 / 2022-11-01 02:00
all due respect

805
sfw
00:00:15 / 2022-08-11 02:00
if an ms paint drawing of a dick was an mp3

804
sfw
00:01:37 / 2022-07-09 20:11
made under both a heat advisory and general duress. happy summer

803
sfw
00:00:25 / 2022-06-23 02:00
space asshole

802
explicit
00:01:25 / 2022-04-26 02:00
a complicated cry for help — some form of gay channelsurfing part 2 of x / broadcast only once by mistake, this ad for pants’ reelection was considered lost media. until now

801
explicit
00:00:32 / 2022-04-19 02:00
don’t know why — a high pressure system moving rapidly into your dad

800
explicit
00:01:38 / 2022-04-12 02:00
de_dust2 > missed connections > you sprayed a cock at b site

799
explicit
00:01:01 / 2022-04-05 02:00
this happens at least once every job position

798
explicit
00:00:34 / 2022-04-01 02:00
i’ve made a machine that turns bonequest strips into meme compilations. dear god the machine has exploded and can never be used again ever happy april

797
sfw
00:00:07 / 2022-03-29 02:00
sometimes you’re just the ragdoll being thrown against the wall of life

796
explicit
00:01:18 / 2022-03-22 02:00
some form of gay channelsurfing part 1 of X

795
sfw
00:00:38 / 2022-03-15 02:00
wetter than you’d expect

794
explicit
00:00:33 / 2022-03-08 02:00
the e honda of chubby

793
sfw
00:00:20 / 2022-03-01 02:00
well then i guess i’ll keep Dancing On My Own!!!!!!! - Robyn — also oops this is actually a second version of episode 499!!

792
explicit
00:00:25 / 2022-02-17 02:00
~Lumen Threelegs and Muttshrooms
the p.a.n.t.s. system

791
explicit
00:01:13 / 2021-12-30 02:00
here’s to another bad year full of very good audio levels. let’s get out there and make 2022 the year of clipping. also oops!! this is actually just a second version of 7603!!!

790
explicit
00:00:37 / 2021-12-23 02:00
~@astrobstrd, polymoore
...to be jolly

789
explicit
00:00:25 / 2021-12-16 02:00
tis the season...

788
sfw
00:01:18 / 2021-11-18 02:00
~management
a long lost episode involving screaming and sound effects

787
sfw
00:01:28 / 2021-11-16 02:00
~reverend duck
reverend duck

786
explicit
00:00:57 / 2021-11-11 02:00
~smellbound
smellbound

785
sfw
00:00:20 / 2021-11-09 02:00
~takeoff
takeoff

784
sfw
00:00:28 / 2021-11-04 02:00
~breakneck seed
breakneck seed

783
sfw
00:00:12 / 2021-11-02 02:00
~mark's anthem
crimm tales

782
sfw
00:00:10 / 2021-10-28 02:00
~nice dining
nice dining

781
sfw
00:00:50 / 2021-10-26 02:00
~yellow snow
yellow snow

780
sfw
00:00:15 / 2021-10-21 02:00
~barb
barb

779
explicit
00:00:29 / 2021-10-19 02:00
~brown clash
brown clash

778
explicit
00:00:19 / 2021-10-14 02:00
~nylon slim
nylon slim

777
sfw
00:00:48 / 2021-10-12 02:00
~climbers slew
climbers slew

776
explicit
00:01:57 / 2021-10-07 02:00
~crowdsource
crowdsource

775
sfw
00:00:42 / 2021-10-05 02:00
~clay biggins
clay biggins

774
explicit
00:00:31 / 2021-09-30 02:00
~grilled cheese dreams
grilled cheese dreams

773
sfw
00:00:21 / 2021-09-28 02:00
~a frequent discharge
a frequent discharge

772
sfw
00:00:30 / 2021-09-23 02:00
~howard cluggs
howard cluggs

771
sfw
00:00:12 / 2021-09-21 02:00
~degauss my ass
management

770
sfw
00:00:14 / 2021-09-16 02:00
~slumbertronics
slumbertronics

769
sfw
00:01:25 / 2021-09-14 02:00
~cottage indsutry
cottage industry

768
explicit
00:00:58 / 2021-09-09 02:00
~a single dose
a single dose

767
explicit
00:01:00 / 2021-09-07 02:00
~bold slide
bold slide

766
explicit
00:00:27 / 2021-09-02 02:00
~noted piss
noted piss

765
explicit
00:00:15 / 2021-08-31 02:00
~someone in brooklyn, saggy bits
saggy bits

764
sfw
00:00:06 / 2021-08-26 02:00
~wild splashing
wild splashing

763
sfw
00:01:00 / 2021-08-24 02:00
~@tobadzistsini, management
norse god of plunder

762
explicit
00:00:27 / 2021-08-19 02:00
a nice vintage '08

761
sfw
00:01:04 / 2021-08-17 02:00
~someone in omaha
a kind of juice based diet

760
sfw
00:00:30 / 2021-08-12 02:00
~push pressure
push pressure

759
sfw
00:00:23 / 2021-08-10 02:00
~oh okay
oh okay

758
sfw
00:00:16 / 2021-08-05 02:00
~it's not like that
it's not like that

757
sfw
00:00:43 / 2021-08-03 02:00
~assuredism
assuredism

756
sfw
00:00:51 / 2021-07-29 02:00
i haven’t seen these in a while now that you mention it

755
sfw
00:01:29 / 2021-07-27 02:00
some manner of gay numbers station

754
sfw
00:00:12 / 2021-07-22 02:00
~reach out
touch it

753
sfw
00:00:25 / 2021-07-20 02:00
~see dealer for details
see dealer for details

752
sfw
00:00:25 / 2021-07-15 02:00
~exclusions apply
exclusions apply

751
explicit
00:00:42 / 2021-07-13 02:00
~out of tune guitar
out of tune guitar

750
explicit
00:00:05 / 2021-07-08 02:00
~truck stop bathroom
truck stop bathroom

749
explicit
00:00:42 / 2021-07-06 02:00
~@tobadzistsini, management
marnj

748
sfw
00:00:45 / 2021-07-01 02:00
~reminders of slime
reminders of slime

747
explicit
00:00:42 / 2021-06-29 02:00
~michael's new hole
michael's new hole

746
sfw
00:01:03 / 2021-06-24 02:00
~flavored t-shirt
flavored t-shirt

745
explicit
00:00:39 / 2021-06-22 02:00
~management
the windy city

744
sfw
00:01:43 / 2021-06-17 02:00
~south of my ass
south of my ass

743
sfw
00:00:12 / 2021-06-15 02:00
~management
welcome,

742
sfw
00:00:17 / 2021-06-10 02:00
~management
that feeling when the carpet is now wet

741
sfw
00:00:19 / 2021-06-08 02:00
~management
and that's how it happened

740
sfw
00:00:14 / 2021-06-03 02:00
welcome back to the office

739
explicit
00:01:29 / 2021-06-01 02:00
~@tobadzistsini, management
it's june

738
sfw
00:00:16 / 2021-05-27 02:00
hello there

737
explicit
00:00:20 / 2021-05-25 02:00
why is this

736
explicit
00:01:10 / 2021-05-20 02:00
~@astrobstrd, polymoore
hags :)

735
explicit
00:00:38 / 2021-05-18 02:00
pants goes to the kitchen saga ep2: the sequel (recovered from the wayback machine, last updated 2006)

734
explicit
00:00:50 / 2021-05-13 02:00
pants goes to the kitchen saga: ep1

733
sfw
00:01:10 / 2021-05-11 02:00
good morning

732
sfw
00:00:12 / 2021-05-06 02:00
help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

731
sfw
00:00:45 / 2021-05-04 02:00
may we be martyred in space

730
explicit
00:00:40 / 2021-04-29 02:00
~someone in new jersey, @grilldos
the writer's room

729
explicit
00:01:48 / 2021-04-27 02:00
~someone in denver
dry and quick load #5: uh this voicemail was left in july 2020 so um. call back

728
sfw
00:00:13 / 2021-04-22 02:00
~Up The Nuts
Up The Nuts

727
sfw
00:01:00 / 2021-04-20 02:00
~Sealed Up For Good
Sealed Up For Good

726
sfw
00:00:20 / 2021-04-15 02:00
~The Exact Problem
The Exact Problem

725
sfw
00:00:30 / 2021-04-13 02:00
~floating around ass
floating around ass

724
explicit
00:00:20 / 2021-04-08 02:00
~someone in idaho, @grilldos
war never changes

723
sfw
00:00:29 / 2021-04-06 02:00
sex pest

722
sfw
00:00:09 / 2021-04-01 02:00
~someone in idaho, @grilldos
maybe

721
explicit
00:00:15 / 2021-03-30 02:00
~Spyboter
doruquequest.aup3

720
sfw
00:01:09 / 2021-03-25 02:00
~chubby men
chubby men

719
explicit
00:00:15 / 2021-03-23 02:00
making an ad bi

718
sfw
00:00:18 / 2021-03-18 02:00
get up

717
sfw
00:00:34 / 2021-03-16 02:00
bend back

716
explicit
00:00:20 / 2021-03-11 02:00
good evening

715
sfw
00:00:19 / 2021-03-09 02:00
hunks

714
explicit
00:00:46 / 2021-03-04 02:00
take it up with georg

713
explicit
00:00:18 / 2021-03-02 02:00
~someone in denver, @grilldos
okjay

712
explicit
00:00:44 / 2021-02-25 02:00
nonstop club hits on the back of my fucking head

711
explicit
00:00:57 / 2021-02-23 02:00
~the artist formerly known as @usbhumpdog, @grilldos
please accept our apologies

710
sfw
00:02:10 / 2021-02-18 02:00
~The God Damn Power's Still Out
The God Damn Power's Still Out

709
explicit
00:00:19 / 2021-02-16 02:00
~The God Damn Power’s Out
The God Damn Power’s Out

708
explicit
00:00:46 / 2021-02-11 02:00
dry and quick load #5

707
explicit
00:00:19 / 2021-02-09 02:00
~someone in brooklyn
dry and quick load #4

706
sfw
00:01:00 / 2021-02-04 02:00
~Two Peas In A Puh
Two Peas In A Puh

705
explicit
00:01:16 / 2021-02-02 02:00
dry and quick load #3

704
explicit
00:00:16 / 2021-01-28 02:00
~Pit Loop
Pit Loop

703
sfw
00:02:15 / 2021-01-26 02:00
~Keith's Ass
Keith's Ass

702
sfw
00:00:33 / 2021-01-21 02:00
this week we finally got some good news!!

701
explicit
00:00:38 / 2021-01-19 13:23
sorry it's late

700
explicit
00:00:43 / 2021-01-14 02:00
~someone in idaho, valee’s pepsi, @grilldos
it’s somehow the 700th one so yeah, we are

699
sfw
00:00:29 / 2021-01-12 09:24
gonna be playing with 15.ai for the foreseeable future

698
explicit
00:01:13 / 2021-01-07 02:00
how are you doing

697
explicit
00:00:42 / 2021-01-05 02:00
~someone in brooklyn, @grilldos
translated from the sacred ascii

696
explicit
00:01:06 / 2020-12-31 02:00
~Pseudo-ku#8217, @grilldos
we’ve been pronouncing the p

695
explicit
00:00:56 / 2020-12-29 02:00
~Pseudo-ku#8217
avant good garde i can’t feel my arms

694
sfw
00:02:16 / 2020-12-24 02:00
~@grilldos, korra (cat)
merry christmas ONLY to Fesliyan Studios & David Renda for the wonderful 2020-11-11_-_HolidayHustle-_www.FesliyanStudios.com_David_Renda.mp3 — we’re using the entire song, and every single kitchen VO take

693
sfw
00:00:14 / 2020-12-22 02:00
honk

692
sfw
00:00:13 / 2020-12-17 02:00
dry and quick load #2

691
explicit
00:00:49 / 2020-12-15 02:00
~@astrobstrd, polymoore
the toonami dub of bonequest was weird, but i still like it. happy, safe & gay holidays to you all

690
sfw
00:00:16 / 2020-12-10 02:00
dry and quick load #1

689
explicit
00:00:14 / 2020-12-08 02:00
hey phil

688
sfw
00:00:31 / 2020-12-03 02:00
glernt

687
explicit
00:00:47 / 2020-12-01 02:00
flomp

686
explicit
00:00:16 / 2020-11-26 02:00
gd

685
sfw
00:00:05 / 2020-11-24 02:00
ww

684
explicit
00:00:29 / 2020-11-19 02:00
4 minutes in 20

683
explicit
00:00:47 / 2020-11-17 02:00
he's dead jim

682
explicit
00:11:11 / 2020-11-12 02:00
gay nonsense

681
explicit
00:00:36 / 2020-11-10 02:00
this isn’t how final jeopardy works at all

680
sfw
00:00:20 / 2020-11-05 02:00
how’s everybody doing

679
explicit
00:01:38 / 2020-11-03 02:00
go do a vote please

678
explicit
00:01:32 / 2020-10-29 02:00
hello did you early vote

677
sfw
00:00:20 / 2020-10-27 02:00
home improvement

676
explicit
00:01:25 / 2020-10-22 02:00
this one too

675
explicit
00:01:30 / 2020-10-20 02:00
i thought we did this already

674
sfw
00:00:22 / 2020-10-15 02:00
oh no

673
explicit
00:34:27 / 2020-10-13 02:00
~@tobadzistsini, stretchpants
bless this mess

672
explicit
00:00:46 / 2020-10-06 18:01
if we knew in advance the numbers would have lined up

671
sfw
00:00:12 / 2020-10-06 02:00
this makes sense

670
sfw
00:00:20 / 2020-10-01 02:00
mouth dreams

669
explicit
00:04:23 / 2020-09-29 02:00
is this what david wants

668
explicit
00:00:21 / 2020-09-25 12:35
season 8 gets crazy

667
explicit
00:00:32 / 2020-09-25 11:50
the voicemail is full again

666
sfw
00:02:20 / 2020-09-18 11:00
hêłł høłē

665
sfw
00:00:42 / 2020-09-18 10:00
quarantine lessons

664
explicit
00:00:33 / 2020-09-10 13:04
~someone in detroit, @grilldos
farng

663
explicit
00:01:16 / 2020-09-10 12:23
crund

662
sfw
00:00:15 / 2020-09-03 02:00
family friendly week #2

661
sfw
00:00:16 / 2020-09-01 02:00
family friendly week #1

660
sfw
00:00:16 / 2020-08-27 13:06
my hobby now

659
sfw
00:00:24 / 2020-08-27 12:35
just some nice info for the chat

658
sfw
00:00:16 / 2020-08-20 17:20
hello from hell

657
sfw
00:00:08 / 2020-08-20 17:01
this is just what it’s like now

656
sfw
00:00:12 / 2020-08-13 02:00
sincere week 2 #2: really need to know

655
sfw
00:00:18 / 2020-08-12 20:08
sincere week 2 #1: need to know

654
sfw
00:00:40 / 2020-08-06 02:00
sincere week #2: ctrl-f “cream”

653
sfw
00:00:20 / 2020-08-05 18:44
sincere week #1: dairy a worry

652
explicit
00:02:24 / 2020-07-30 02:00
the bonequest players present

651
sfw
00:00:11 / 2020-07-29 13:10
HELLO FRIENDS!!!

650
sfw
00:00:07 / 2020-07-23 02:00
crold

649
explicit
00:00:24 / 2020-07-22 13:05
plumbs

648
explicit
00:00:25 / 2020-07-16 02:00
poo poo

647
sfw
00:00:08 / 2020-07-14 02:00
pee pee

646
explicit
00:00:20 / 2020-07-09 12:59
even further outside

645
explicit
00:00:51 / 2020-07-09 09:23
outside

644
sfw
00:00:19 / 2020-07-02 02:00
snoe

643
sfw
00:00:27 / 2020-07-01 11:39
you better do it

642
explicit
00:00:40 / 2020-06-26 17:01
take me away

641
explicit
00:00:03 / 2020-06-23 19:56
it's true

640
sfw
00:00:21 / 2020-06-21 10:15
father is day

639
sfw
00:00:25 / 2020-06-16 21:53
wonderufl world of jorts

638
explicit
00:00:11 / 2020-06-14 11:16
the world is a fuck

637
explicit
00:00:22 / 2020-06-09 15:01
here we go

636
sfw
00:00:26 / 2020-06-04 23:45

635
explicit
00:01:22 / 2020-06-02 08:39
~Pseudo-ku#8217, Timmy Sweet
perhaps a moment of brevity amongst the fight for justice

634
explicit
00:00:56 / 2020-05-28 09:56
~@McMarshakk, @OnlyWednesdayMu, original score by @McMarshakk and Ween
Shop for Corn Bugles: The Movie. Clothing, Electronics, Corn Bugles: The Movie, Furniture, and more! https://smile.amazon.com/corn+bugles%3A+the+movie

633
explicit
00:01:12 / 2020-05-26 12:24
~Pseudo-ku#8217, ”Timmy Sweet”
unwilling roommate should be a porn tag

632
sfw
00:00:56 / 2020-05-21 02:00
herlnt

631
sfw
00:00:42 / 2020-05-19 11:26
im beggin gyou

630
sfw
00:00:10 / 2020-05-14 13:48
PLEASE

629
sfw
00:00:20 / 2020-05-12 19:01
please

628
sfw
00:00:27 / 2020-05-07 19:12
the day's events

627
sfw
00:00:13 / 2020-05-05 02:00
what is this

626
sfw
00:00:35 / 2020-04-30 13:24
the production quality you've all come to expect

625
explicit
00:00:41 / 2020-04-28 17:42
abc network’s ‘i’m essential get me out of here’

624
sfw
00:00:36 / 2020-04-23 13:41
help me

623
explicit
00:00:40 / 2020-04-21 13:59
hungover

622
sfw
00:00:22 / 2020-04-16 02:00
bourbon

621
sfw
00:04:06 / 2020-04-14 02:00
pump up my penis

620
explicit
00:00:32 / 2020-04-09 02:00
my normal life. and the isley brothers version because whyt he fuck not!!!

619
sfw
00:07:05 / 2020-04-07 02:00
incorrect on both counts

618
sfw
03:00:21 / 2020-04-02 02:00
wet

617
explicit
00:00:39 / 2020-03-31 02:00
three month squat

616
explicit
00:01:09 / 2020-03-26 02:00
solidarity

615
sfw
00:00:15 / 2020-03-24 02:00
complete silence

614
explicit
00:00:54 / 2020-03-19 02:00
i haven't left my house in 12 days

613
sfw
00:00:30 / 2020-03-17 02:00
social distancing

612
explicit
00:01:23 / 2020-03-12 02:00
head terrors

611
explicit
00:03:29 / 2020-03-10 02:00
no safe

610
sfw
00:00:18 / 2020-03-05 02:00
~someone in denmark, @grilldos
food hole

609
explicit
00:00:30 / 2020-03-03 02:00
~someone in vancouver, @grilldos
2020 life tips

608
explicit
00:01:30 / 2020-02-27 02:00
pranked by spigot

607
sfw
00:00:22 / 2020-02-25 02:00
press it

606
sfw
00:00:16 / 2020-02-20 02:00
oh two two oh two oh two oh at oh 20 oh oh (central)

605
sfw
00:00:11 / 2020-02-18 02:00
important licensing information

604
explicit
00:00:20 / 2020-02-13 02:00
~Johnny Titties
take this (no body)

603
sfw
00:00:19 / 2020-02-11 02:00
that's not fair. there was time now

602
explicit
00:00:19 / 2020-02-06 02:00
shove and fight

601
explicit
00:00:24 / 2020-02-04 02:00
love and light

600
sfw
00:00:12 / 2020-01-30 02:00
~@grilldos, someone in brooklyn
how the 600th hi-fi got ruined

599
sfw
00:10:00 / 2020-01-28 02:00
bark

598
sfw
00:00:42 / 2020-01-23 02:00
ssorg

597
explicit
00:00:36 / 2020-01-21 02:00
gross

596
explicit
00:00:34 / 2020-01-16 02:00
~the artist formerly known as @usbhumpdog, @grilldos
ding a ding dong

595
sfw
00:00:32 / 2020-01-14 02:00
BONEQUEST ANNUAL REPORT 2020

594
sfw
00:00:29 / 2020-01-09 02:00
2020 feelings

593
sfw
00:00:18 / 2020-01-07 02:00
rip irc

592
sfw
00:00:22 / 2020-01-02 02:00
new year new me

591
explicit
00:00:26 / 2019-12-31 02:00
~someone in roselle il, @grilldos
yellow snow fanzine

590
sfw
00:00:35 / 2019-12-26 02:00
ol saint dick

589
explicit
02:03:29 / 2019-12-24 02:00
don we now our gay apparel

588
sfw
00:00:20 / 2019-12-19 02:00
come on man

587
explicit
00:00:42 / 2019-12-17 02:00
just thinking up my list

586
explicit
00:00:43 / 2019-12-12 02:00
why yes, i always end my phone messages to @bonequesthifi with "love you, bye"

585
explicit
00:00:16 / 2019-12-10 02:00
it's the most wonderful time of the year

584
explicit
00:00:23 / 2019-12-05 02:00
~the artist formerly known as @usbhumpdog, @grilldos
A P P L A U S E

583
explicit
00:00:12 / 2019-12-03 02:00
just some screams

582
explicit
00:00:30 / 2019-11-28 02:00
a time to be thankful

581
explicit
00:00:41 / 2019-11-26 02:00
~the artist formerly known as @usbhumpdog, @realjdw, @grilldos
stocking stuff her

580
explicit
00:01:20 / 2019-11-21 02:00
floaters

579
explicit
00:00:41 / 2019-11-19 02:00
boomer auf dem komputer

578
explicit
00:00:32 / 2019-11-14 02:00
be considerate

577
explicit
00:00:30 / 2019-11-12 02:00
add to your favorites

576
sfw
00:00:34 / 2019-11-07 02:00
hi

575
explicit
00:00:40 / 2019-11-05 02:00
go vote right? is that today somewhere?

574
explicit
00:06:51 / 2019-10-31 02:00
~@OnlyWednesdayMu, the artist formerly known as @usbhumpdog, @realjdw, more drunks, @grilldos
essentially halloween activities

573
explicit
00:01:11 / 2019-10-29 02:00
~the artist formerly known as @usbhumpdog, @realjdw, @grilldos
i can smell the shit my cat just took through the wall as i edit this

572
explicit
00:00:26 / 2019-10-24 02:00
i don't know what's happening honestly

571
sfw
00:00:23 / 2019-10-22 02:00
~the artist formerly known as @usbhumpdog, @realjdw, @grilldos
show me the crime

570
explicit
00:00:41 / 2019-10-17 02:00
whoops we're a few days late for indigenous peoples' day

569
sfw
00:00:18 / 2019-10-15 02:00
the three spooges

568
explicit
00:00:25 / 2019-10-10 02:00
~the artist formerly known as @usbhumpdog, @grilldos
piss crimes at bonequest high

567
sfw
00:00:13 / 2019-10-08 02:00
~someone in saint petersburg, @grilldos
in THIS home we ~SqUiRt~

566
explicit
00:00:10 / 2019-10-03 02:00
~someone from escondido, @grilldos
you ever throw together a hifi you're sure you've done before?

565
explicit
00:00:20 / 2019-10-01 02:00
~someone in saint petersburg, @grilldos
fine dining

564
explicit
00:00:47 / 2019-09-26 02:00
~someone in galena mo, @grilldos
can't wait to find out what happens to jesso pink man

563
explicit
00:02:39 / 2019-09-24 02:00
~someone in saginaw mi, @grilldos
took almost a year and a half for us to hire professionals to parse this bad audio we kept hearing.

562
explicit
00:00:32 / 2019-09-19 02:00
We are like the dreamer who dreams, and then lives inside the dream.

561
sfw
00:00:28 / 2019-09-17 02:00
promote your brand

560
sfw
00:00:52 / 2019-09-12 02:00
~someone in saint petersburg, @grilldos
big rig hero pig

559
sfw
00:00:34 / 2019-09-10 02:00
deuce threw the first brick at the bastille

558
explicit
00:01:00 / 2019-09-05 02:00
i got a bad case

557
sfw
03:00:00 / 2019-09-03 02:00
horse.mp3

556
sfw
00:00:46 / 2019-08-29 02:00
you've just crossed over

555
explicit
00:00:19 / 2019-08-27 02:00
just checking the voicemail

554
explicit
00:00:27 / 2019-08-22 02:00
a happy belated 21st to bonequest from me and my lack of an at-home pop filter

553
explicit
00:05:00 / 2019-08-20 02:00
all sorts of gay fatness

552
explicit
00:00:35 / 2019-08-15 02:00
~someone in saint petersburg, the artist formerly known as @usbhumpdog, @grilldos
does anyone have some piss

551
sfw
00:00:35 / 2019-08-13 02:00
toilet

550
explicit
00:00:25 / 2019-08-08 02:00
mister worldwide

549
explicit
00:00:22 / 2019-08-06 02:00
good morning comrade

548
sfw
00:00:47 / 2019-08-01 02:00
you'll never believe how many dicks I can [vacuum sound effect] [mayonnaise squirt sound effect] [wilhelm scream]

547
sfw
00:01:18 / 2019-07-30 02:00
J. G. Hertzler energy

546
sfw
00:00:51 / 2019-07-25 02:00
deep space nuts

545
sfw
00:00:24 / 2019-07-23 02:00
wisdom

544
sfw
00:00:15 / 2019-07-18 02:00
sweet dreams

543
explicit
00:00:28 / 2019-07-16 02:00
~someone, @grilldos
timely cross-brand synergy

542
sfw
00:00:16 / 2019-07-11 02:00
~someone in augusta ga, @OnlyWednesdayMu, @grilldos
Inaccurate Hot Garbage Worldwide

541
explicit
00:00:42 / 2019-07-09 02:00
Welcome to my twisted mind.

540
sfw
00:01:00 / 2019-07-04 02:00
As above, so below. The human being finds himself, or herself, in the middle. There is as much space outside the human, proportionately, as inside. Stars, moons, and planets remind us of protons, neutrons, and electrons. Is there a bigger being walking with all the stars within? Does our thinking affect what goes on outside us, and what goes on inside us? I think it does. Where does creamed corn figure into the workings of the universe? What really is creamed corn? Is it a symbol for something else?

539
explicit
00:03:09 / 2019-07-02 02:00
free them

538
explicit
00:00:29 / 2019-06-27 02:00
just checkin' the old voicemail

537
sfw
00:00:30 / 2019-06-25 02:00
the slow jam of the summer

536
explicit
00:00:40 / 2019-06-20 02:00
~someone in freeport il, @grilldos
try to release that pressure

535
sfw
00:05:25 / 2019-06-18 02:00
tuesday, 2am

534
sfw
00:00:28 / 2019-06-13 02:00
~dramatic!!!~

533
explicit
00:01:55 / 2019-06-11 02:00
just a monday night

532
explicit
00:00:30 / 2019-06-06 02:00
~someone in saint petersburg, @grilldos
mother piss

531
sfw
00:01:00 / 2019-06-04 02:00
log

530
sfw
00:00:33 / 2019-05-30 02:00
sometimes you're better off dead

529
sfw
00:00:11 / 2019-05-28 02:00
now streaming

528
sfw
00:00:14 / 2019-05-23 02:00
i didn't make 'em

527
explicit
00:00:32 / 2019-05-21 02:00
dang ol' balls in my mouth

526
explicit
00:00:31 / 2019-05-16 02:00
this was sitting in our DMs for a while because we're dumb ass hell. Big Whoops

525
sfw
00:02:30 / 2019-05-14 02:00
delicious endeavors

524
explicit
00:36:16 / 2019-05-09 02:00
it's our birthday monday and this high effort hifi serves as its celebration

523
explicit
00:00:32 / 2019-05-07 02:00
never too many

522
explicit
00:00:45 / 2019-05-02 02:00
~someone in galena mo, @grilldos
why do we do any of this

521
explicit
00:01:23 / 2019-04-30 02:00
piercing through the veil

520
explicit
00:00:37 / 2019-04-25 02:00
happy birthday

519
sfw
00:00:17 / 2019-04-23 02:00
~@grilldos, someone in brooklyn
how do i program this frog

518
explicit
00:00:37 / 2019-04-18 02:00
high schools need better security

517
sfw
00:00:33 / 2019-04-16 02:00
someone do it

516
sfw
00:01:41 / 2019-04-11 02:00
first date

515
explicit
00:00:16 / 2019-04-09 02:00
~someone in escondido, @grilldos
pragmatic solutions to modern business problems

514
explicit
00:00:43 / 2019-04-04 02:00
try rum

513
explicit
00:00:46 / 2019-04-02 02:00
get with the singing

512
sfw
00:00:39 / 2019-03-28 02:00
down where it's wetter

511
sfw
00:00:31 / 2019-03-26 02:00
~someone somewhere, @grilldos
professional environments

510
explicit
00:01:12 / 2019-03-21 02:00
~someone somewhere, @grilldos
on a night such as this

509
explicit
00:00:42 / 2019-03-19 02:00
~someone in denver, @grilldos
directions

508
sfw
00:00:36 / 2019-03-14 02:00
~someone in roselle il, @hypersaline, @grilldos
hear it

507
explicit
00:00:47 / 2019-03-12 02:00
basic bunch

506
explicit
00:00:10 / 2019-03-07 02:00
~someone in battle creek mi, @grilldos
the simple things but fucked up

505
explicit
00:00:40 / 2019-03-05 02:00
nickolobian

504
explicit
00:00:28 / 2019-02-28 02:00
saint spigot don't you call me 'cause i can't blow

503
sfw
01:00:10 / 2019-02-26 02:00
a picture of a barn

502
explicit
00:02:11 / 2019-02-21 02:00
just a normal day inside our minds

501
explicit
00:00:30 / 2019-02-19 02:00
~@hydra2134, bonus suspended @IHaveShitMyself
it's time.

500
explicit
00:01:14 / 2019-02-14 02:00
~management
we have jerked 500 times / and we will jerk 500 more

499
explicit
00:01:18 / 2019-02-12 02:00
it’s valentine’s week!!!!!!!!!!!! holy shit the strip & ep number are the same wow Wow!

498
explicit
00:02:03 / 2019-02-07 02:00
spooooooooooooooky!!!

497
explicit
00:00:47 / 2019-02-05 02:00
yet another Quality Product™

496
explicit
00:01:07 / 2019-01-31 02:00
writer's block

495
sfw
00:01:19 / 2019-01-29 02:00
squirt all over me (yeah yeah)

494
explicit
00:00:26 / 2019-01-24 02:00
dune week, part 2: tasty spices

493
explicit
00:00:51 / 2019-01-22 02:00
dune week, part 1: fever dreams

492
explicit
00:00:55 / 2019-01-17 02:00
learn to operate your frog at frog.tips

491
explicit
00:00:36 / 2019-01-15 02:00
~someone in augusta ga, @grilldos
this is how i got the flu

490
explicit
00:01:11 / 2019-01-10 02:00
9600

489
explicit
00:00:21 / 2019-01-08 02:00
sequel to the one with the "upskirting" greytext

488
explicit
00:00:45 / 2019-01-03 02:00
~someone in albuquerque, @grilldos
we didn’t check the website they plug before uploading this, hopefully it’s not shit!!!

487
sfw
00:00:40 / 2019-01-01 02:00
sorry we're late we're hung over

486
sfw
00:00:57 / 2018-12-27 02:00
If I could be any kind of flower I'd be this

485
explicit
00:05:43 / 2018-12-25 02:00
~@tobadzistsini, someone in boston, someone in idaho, someone in portsmouth, @astrobstrd, someone in battle creek, @somebreaddo, someone in denver, @grilldos
merry christmas!!! hi vince!!!

484
explicit
00:01:13 / 2018-12-20 02:00
a normal trip

483
explicit
00:01:40 / 2018-12-18 02:00
My Dinner With Spigot

482
sfw
00:00:56 / 2018-12-13 02:00
cumming @ you live with another horrid abomination

481
sfw
00:00:47 / 2018-12-11 02:00
another piece of garbage

480
sfw
00:00:45 / 2018-12-06 02:00
you can accomplish anything

479
sfw
00:01:00 / 2018-12-04 02:00
kid tested, mother approved

478
explicit
00:00:52 / 2018-11-29 02:00
toilet interruptions

477
explicit
00:01:06 / 2018-11-27 02:00
somehow we didn't post this until now??? i guess we needed this shower to last 20 days to wash off that senate loss to racist homo/transphobes am i right FOLKS,,,

476
sfw
00:01:14 / 2018-11-22 02:00
it's a dead cat thanksgiving

475
explicit
00:00:38 / 2018-11-20 02:00
mouth noises and editing

474
explicit
00:01:31 / 2018-11-15 02:00
a recitation

473
explicit
00:03:01 / 2018-11-13 02:00
there's a goat and your mom in the north bay

472
explicit
00:00:36 / 2018-11-08 02:00
~someone in battle creek mi, @grilldos
i refuse to do your thirsty work

471
explicit
00:00:34 / 2018-11-06 02:00
~Big gay Ben sucking dick somewhere in Michigan
voting fuel

470
explicit
00:01:40 / 2018-11-01 02:00
welcome to the chat

469
sfw
00:07:35 / 2018-10-30 02:00
song, album mismatch for location, file under OH WELL

468
explicit
00:00:57 / 2018-10-25 02:00
~someone in denver, @grilldos
hello

467
explicit
00:20:26 / 2018-10-23 02:00
~@somebreaddo, a bunch of people we forgot to write down locations for, @hardclumping, someone in phoenix, someone in bryan’s road, someone in hood river, someone in little rock, someone in columbus, someone in white salmon, someone in santa fe, someone in belen, @tobadzistsini, someone in brooklyn, someone in merced, someone in saint hyacinthe, someone in fresno, someone in peoria, @usbhumpdog, @bazingablazer, someone in rancho bernardo, someone in los angeles, someone in vancouver, @moofinly, someone in south bend in, @hypersaline, someone in mccall id, someone in vancouver, someone in louisville ky, someone in rutherfordton, someone in dayton, @grilldos
4 years worth of horse shit

466
explicit
00:01:00 / 2018-10-18 02:00
~someone in galena mo, @grilldos
are you there god? it's me, deuce.

465
explicit
00:00:41 / 2018-10-16 02:00
~someone in idaho, @grilldos
take me up

464
explicit
00:00:30 / 2018-10-11 02:00
with pleasured hands

463
sfw
00:00:28 / 2018-10-09 02:00
~someone in galena mo, @grilldos
let's watch some classic television

462
explicit
00:09:17 / 2018-10-04 02:00
kicked out of the louvre

461
explicit
00:00:22 / 2018-10-02 02:00
underneath

460
explicit
00:01:10 / 2018-09-27 02:00
~someone in augusta ga, @grilldos
downward spiral

459
explicit
00:00:37 / 2018-09-25 02:00
drunk on a monday night

458
sfw
00:00:58 / 2018-09-20 02:00
tex avery presents spigot the bear

457
explicit
00:00:38 / 2018-09-18 02:00
drama! suspense! hardcore sex!

456
explicit
00:00:27 / 2018-09-13 02:00
fuck this shit it’s halloween now

455
sfw
00:00:34 / 2018-09-11 02:00
never forget the terrors perpetrated by rocky road

454
sfw
00:00:30 / 2018-09-06 02:00
marked fixed, see https://frog.tips

453
explicit
00:01:05 / 2018-09-04 02:00
danku ĉielon por knabinetoj

452
explicit
00:44:58 / 2018-08-30 02:00
featuring stan lee

451
explicit
00:01:39 / 2018-08-28 02:00
squeezing the Purell® refill packs into my mouth like a gogurt

450
explicit
00:00:57 / 2018-08-23 02:00
~@somebreaddo, someone in st petersburg, @grilldos
ultimate zen

449
explicit
00:00:21 / 2018-08-21 02:00
one of the stages

448
explicit
00:00:38 / 2018-08-16 02:00
oops all berries rhyming pun

447
sfw
00:00:31 / 2018-08-14 02:00
note: the views expressed by tim allen regarding being a talentless hack are not those of bonequest llc. and are pretty repulsive to begin with

446
explicit
00:00:34 / 2018-08-09 02:00
rip dick clark

445
explicit
00:03:12 / 2018-08-07 02:00
~@astrobstrd, polymoore
i'm coming for your fucking job, aaron mahnke

444
explicit
00:00:36 / 2018-08-02 02:00
~polymoore
found myself a gun

443
explicit
00:04:48 / 2018-07-31 02:00
woke up this morning

442
explicit
00:02:01 / 2018-07-26 02:00
nye,wnh

441
explicit
00:00:24 / 2018-07-24 02:00
the gag was genuine

440
sfw
00:00:25 / 2018-07-19 02:00
bad news

439
explicit
00:00:22 / 2018-07-17 02:00
do it

438
explicit
00:00:35 / 2018-07-12 02:00
~someone in brooklyn, @grilldos
no longer safe for work

437
sfw
00:00:14 / 2018-07-10 02:00
hlaughlaugh

436
explicit
00:00:33 / 2018-07-05 02:00
be careful, it moans

435
sfw
00:00:28 / 2018-07-03 02:00
~someone in saint petersburg, @grilldos, monviando’s little hero
our hero

434
sfw
00:00:16 / 2018-06-28 02:00
~someone galena mo, @grilldos
no civility

433
explicit
00:00:25 / 2018-06-26 02:00
happy pride

432
sfw
00:00:15 / 2018-06-21 02:00
the voice of depression

431
explicit
00:00:38 / 2018-06-19 02:00
the secrets of dongville, wangtown

430
explicit
00:00:13 / 2018-06-14 02:00
~someone in galena mo, @grilldos
he won't stop

429
explicit
00:01:43 / 2018-06-12 02:00
Jer^H^H^H BoneQuest 2152

428
sfw
00:00:27 / 2018-06-07 02:00
i'd visit

427
explicit
00:00:26 / 2018-06-05 02:00
~Pseudo-ku#8217, traxle
(vวsวonary) bonequest's first internet midi radio sitcom crime drama miniseries

426
explicit
00:00:37 / 2018-05-31 02:00
~someone in idaho, @grilldos
the man touched by u.n.c.l.e.

425
explicit
00:00:35 / 2018-05-29 02:00
~soto
cacophonous bliss

424
sfw
00:00:20 / 2018-05-24 02:00
smooth buddy week 2018: wait they're not smooth buddies at all

423
explicit
00:01:25 / 2018-05-22 02:00
smooth buddy week 2018: down under number +61 FURY-PLANK (AU 0387 975 265)

422
sfw
00:00:24 / 2018-05-17 02:00
in the mouth of madness

421
explicit
00:02:19 / 2018-05-15 02:00
the quest for bone begins with a mad scramble

420
sfw
00:01:13 / 2018-05-10 02:00
oh it's the weed number so imagine we've got the munchies -unprepared management

419
explicit
00:00:07 / 2018-05-08 02:00
~someone in galena mo, @grilldos
the end of a story i'd like to hear

418
explicit
00:00:51 / 2018-05-03 02:00
~an american, @grilldos
just another bathroom on broadway

417
sfw
00:00:16 / 2018-05-01 02:00
~jordan and kat from australia, @grilldos
i have other projects and they are consuming my time like a guy who orders a large pizza for a party of 4 and eats three quarters of it

416
explicit
00:01:04 / 2018-04-26 02:00
summer's just around the corner. hey wait summer's over there because he's beating off in public

415
explicit
00:00:32 / 2018-04-24 02:00
~someone in memphis tn, @grilldos
this is not how my grandmother would have liked me to explore my italian heritage

414
sfw
00:00:42 / 2018-04-19 02:00
~someone in saint petersburg, Mr. F. Le Mur’s Old Time Radio finds, @grilldos
Mr. F. Le Mur Appreciation Week #2: no love

413
explicit
00:00:23 / 2018-04-17 02:00
~someone in saint petersburg, Mr. F. Le Mur’s Noize #7, @grilldos
Mr. F. Le Mur Appreciation Week #1: noise hell

412
explicit
00:00:27 / 2018-04-12 02:00
rejection

411
sfw
00:00:22 / 2018-04-10 02:00
annie may

410
explicit
00:00:50 / 2018-04-05 02:00
true to life

409
explicit
00:00:36 / 2018-04-03 02:00
making good on a threat

408
explicit
00:00:44 / 2018-03-29 02:00
mike's hard. lemon aids.

407
sfw
00:00:51 / 2018-03-27 02:00
~someone in hood river, or, https://soundcloud.com/det-chan/bumpy-booo
buzzword beat

406
explicit
00:01:30 / 2018-03-22 02:00
a glorious feeling

405
explicit
00:01:10 / 2018-03-20 02:00
~someone in roselle il, @grilldos
worship

404
explicit
00:00:39 / 2018-03-15 02:00
cut from syndication

403
sfw
00:00:15 / 2018-03-13 02:00
~Bale
drooling and panting and retching

402
explicit
00:01:29 / 2018-03-08 02:00
not enough

401
explicit
00:00:38 / 2018-03-06 02:00
no no no this isn't helping

400
explicit
00:01:39 / 2018-03-01 02:00
~@tobadzistsini, @OnlyWednesdayMu, @soonmide, @somebreaddo, someone in oakland ca, someone in brooklyn ny, someone in roselle il, anonymous, @grilldos
you'd think the 400th one would be good

399
explicit
00:01:03 / 2018-02-27 02:00
can our cyber friends make it out of this one alive???

398
explicit
00:00:35 / 2018-02-22 02:00
a public service announcement

397
explicit
00:00:54 / 2018-02-20 02:00
turn and cough

396
explicit
00:00:56 / 2018-02-15 02:00
it's about straights' rights

395
explicit
00:02:52 / 2018-02-13 02:00
why i log on

394
explicit
00:02:54 / 2018-02-08 02:00
~@usbhumpdog, @realjdw, @thedogwhoreads, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, Wario, other assorted midwest nerds
a dozen or so accessories to a crime

393
sfw
00:01:53 / 2018-02-06 02:00
more funloving nonsense

392
explicit
00:00:19 / 2018-02-01 02:00
must drink thursdays #27: a proper finale

391
explicit
00:00:59 / 2018-01-30 02:00
a good morning

390
explicit
00:01:06 / 2018-01-25 02:00
must drink thursdays #26: more drunks edition

389
explicit
00:01:51 / 2018-01-23 02:00
not offensive

388
explicit
00:01:00 / 2018-01-18 02:00
must drink thursdays #25: questionable dating tips for aziz ansari

387
sfw
00:03:54 / 2018-01-16 02:00
soothing melody for a calm year

386
explicit
00:01:07 / 2018-01-11 02:00
must drink thursdays #24: easy mistake to make

385
sfw
00:00:44 / 2018-01-09 02:00
sequel to 2714, you see.

384
sfw
00:00:58 / 2018-01-04 02:00
~@IHaveShitMyself, @grilldos, a pair of sibling’s Slap It!
must drink thursdays #23: hello sailor -- BONUS CONTENT https://youtu.be/Dji10zGnA6Q

383
explicit
00:00:54 / 2018-01-02 02:00
new year, new offenses made

382
explicit
00:01:55 / 2017-12-28 02:00
must drink thursdays #22: into a broken and drunken mind

381
explicit
00:02:31 / 2017-12-26 02:00
season 4 preview

380
explicit
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must drink thursdays #21: he drank himself into British James Damore

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explicit
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he cums a carollin'

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explicit
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must drink thursdays #20: we're yelling at eachother now

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explicit
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fear the weird pants face

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explicit
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must drink thursdays #19: netflix and chilled rum

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explicit
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back to basics

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explicit
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must drink thursdays #18: swerving all over the road

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explicit
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better than s2e8

372
explicit
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must drink thursdays #17: that's not when gilligan's island aired

371
sfw
00:00:44 / 2017-11-21 02:00
it's none of your business what he does dead

370
explicit
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must drink thursdays #16: belligerent when wet

369
explicit
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great jerkcity spank off & bonus material

368
explicit
00:00:44 / 2017-11-09 02:00
must drink thursdays #15: too drunk for rehearsals

367
explicit
00:00:56 / 2017-11-07 02:00
high fidelity motion picture experts group format level three contribution

366
explicit
00:00:41 / 2017-11-02 02:00
must drink thursdays #14: flailing around his apartment

365
sfw
00:00:34 / 2017-10-31 02:00
a clean and sober halloween

364
explicit
00:00:36 / 2017-10-26 02:00
must drink thursdays #13: subterfuge

363
explicit
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poetry for the masses

362
explicit
00:01:11 / 2017-10-19 02:00
must drink thursdays #12: love is strange

361
sfw
00:00:13 / 2017-10-17 02:00
enjoy the ride

360
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00:00:29 / 2017-10-12 02:00
must drink thursdays #11: getting work done in the stall

359
sfw
00:00:23 / 2017-10-10 02:00
ham radio saves lives but mostly doesn't https://act.moveon.org/donate/hurricane-maria

358
explicit
00:00:40 / 2017-10-05 02:00
must drink thursdays #10: now we're both too drunk

357
explicit
00:00:58 / 2017-10-03 02:00
more car humor

356
explicit
00:01:27 / 2017-09-28 02:00
must drink thursdays #9: he's too drunk now

355
explicit
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~someone in saint petersburg, @grilldos
every office has one

354
explicit
00:01:11 / 2017-09-21 02:00
must drink thursdays #8: starbucks roleplay

353
sfw
00:00:23 / 2017-09-19 02:00
~someone in omaha, @grilldos
please stop

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explicit
00:01:00 / 2017-09-14 02:00
must drink thursdays #7: heaven is for real

351
explicit
00:00:18 / 2017-09-12 02:00
~johnny titties
garfield don't do that

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explicit
00:00:51 / 2017-09-07 02:00
must drink thursdays #6: bossa nova nightlife

349
sfw
00:00:45 / 2017-09-05 02:00
~someone in saint petersburg, @grilldos
i'm very drunk please let me help houston now

348
explicit
00:01:04 / 2017-08-31 02:00
must drink thursdays #5: i'm going to houston but first i got drunk to edit this shit

347
sfw
00:01:02 / 2017-08-29 02:00
~someone in augusta ga, @grilldos, @hardclumping's hang the sense of it
mood

346
explicit
00:00:29 / 2017-08-24 02:00
must drink thursdays #4: we expected a chant

345
sfw
00:00:37 / 2017-08-22 02:00
~someone in saint petersburg, @grilldos
darkness falls

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sfw
00:00:37 / 2017-08-17 02:00
~@IHaveShitMyself, @grilldos, @tinypeepee's home imptrapment
must drink thursdays #3: tim allen gets aped

343
sfw
00:00:17 / 2017-08-15 02:00
~someone in omaha ne, @grilldos
2017's most important announcement!!!

342
sfw
00:00:30 / 2017-08-10 02:00
must drink thursdays #2: it happened again

341
explicit
00:01:41 / 2017-08-08 02:00
WE COME IN PEACE, GET IT?

340
sfw
00:01:20 / 2017-08-03 02:00
must drink thursdays #1: we're all drunk and we're not currently sorry.

339
explicit
00:03:06 / 2017-08-01 02:00
like and subscribe

338
explicit
00:02:03 / 2017-07-27 02:00
not a remix or the son of one, just the entirety of passport.mid played on a Roland Sound Canvas SC-55

337
explicit
00:00:53 / 2017-07-25 02:00
don't you dare ever forget the cock

336
explicit
00:00:44 / 2017-07-20 02:00
they can't all be winners, folks

335
explicit
00:00:18 / 2017-07-18 02:00
this was (not was) funny

334
sfw
00:00:44 / 2017-07-13 02:00
~@tinypeepee's i want to die, @grilldos
a soundtrack for a place

333
explicit
00:00:33 / 2017-07-11 02:00
ettiquette lessons

332
explicit
00:04:36 / 2017-07-06 02:00
unacceptable conditions

331
sfw
00:00:52 / 2017-07-04 02:00
apollo 69

330
explicit
00:02:28 / 2017-06-29 02:00
drunk boys month II, part 6: IT'S THE GRAND FINALE!!!

329
explicit
00:01:54 / 2017-06-27 02:00
drunk boys month II, part 80: on flac

328
explicit
00:01:38 / 2017-06-22 02:00
drunk boys month II, part 0: the prequel in time

327
explicit
00:01:20 / 2017-06-20 02:00
drunk boys month II, part 5: law & order: jerkcity: claire-drawing beats

326
explicit
00:00:52 / 2017-06-15 02:00
drunk boys month II, part 4: csi: jerkcity: two jizzers

325
explicit
00:02:37 / 2017-06-13 02:00
drunk boys month II, part 3: csi: jerkcity: the builders

324
explicit
00:06:01 / 2017-06-08 02:00
drunk boys month II, part 2: The 9 Circles Variety Show

323
explicit
00:02:56 / 2017-06-06 02:00
drunk boys month II, part 1: the bad one

322
explicit
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explicit
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~@EndgamerAzari, voyagr’s persecom, @grilldos

320
sfw
00:00:45 / 2017-05-25 02:00
~someone in omaha ne, @grilldos
come on brad

319
sfw
00:00:33 / 2017-05-23 02:00
old school tuesdays

318
explicit
00:00:20 / 2017-05-18 02:00
can you quack / can you quack like a duck when you suck

317
explicit
00:00:54 / 2017-05-16 02:00
Foley work done on location

316
sfw
00:02:21 / 2017-05-13 02:00
~@ghostofeazye, @hypersaline, someone in peoria il, someone in omaha ne, @craigcavyleader, @venom5517, @grilldos
bonus 3 year anniversary episode wow it's 2017!!!!

315
explicit
00:00:35 / 2017-05-11 02:00
~some dude in saint petersburg, @grilldos
we like the music way too loud oh well

314
explicit
00:03:51 / 2017-05-09 02:00
~some dude in saint petersburg, @grilldos
wax poetic

313
sfw
00:00:04 / 2017-05-04 02:00
~Bale
a birthday card slides under the cubicle door and you open it and it plays this sound

312
explicit
00:00:23 / 2017-05-02 02:00
~some dude in omaha, @usbhumpdog, @grilldos
ask the yellow river boys

311
explicit
00:00:25 / 2017-04-27 02:00
he doesn't mind

310
sfw
00:05:52 / 2017-04-25 02:00
~some dude in augusta ga
jerkcity for the blind

309
sfw
00:00:51 / 2017-04-20 02:00
~some dude in augusta ga, @grilldos
club mix

308
sfw
00:00:15 / 2017-04-18 02:00
~ERROR
ERROR

307
explicit
00:01:11 / 2017-04-13 02:00
always sit on hitler jokes because they eventually come in handy

306
sfw
00:01:06 / 2017-04-11 02:00
~some dude in kansas, @grilldos
rip pepito

305
explicit
00:00:26 / 2017-04-06 02:00
~some dude in augusta ga, @grilldos
howdy folks

304
sfw
00:00:27 / 2017-04-04 02:00
~some dude in omaha, @grilldos
the american dream

303
sfw
00:12:23 / 2017-03-30 02:00
~some dude in port clinton oh, @grilldos
an podcast companion to the excellent audiovisual work of xenon

302
explicit
00:00:34 / 2017-03-28 02:00
~some dude in augusta ga, @grilldos
topical humor!!!!

301
explicit
00:00:50 / 2017-03-23 02:00
~some dude in omaha, @grilldos, @hipstersandwich
it's a jazz club oops i mean jizz

300
sfw
00:00:20 / 2017-03-21 02:00
the 300th episode spectacular!!!!

299
sfw
00:00:17 / 2017-03-16 02:00
~some dude in omaha, @grilldos
please help

298
sfw
00:00:56 / 2017-03-14 02:00
i accept

297
explicit
00:01:01 / 2017-03-09 02:00
icarus was gay

296
explicit
00:00:14 / 2017-03-07 02:00
~some dude in omaha, @grilldos
45 seconds in the bathroom, fin

295
explicit
00:00:20 / 2017-03-02 02:00
~some dude in omaha, @grilldos
45 seconds in the bathroom, continued

294
explicit
00:00:18 / 2017-02-28 02:00
45 seconds in the bathroom, welcome

293
explicit
00:00:26 / 2017-02-23 02:00
~some dude in omaha
rip and read

292
sfw
00:01:02 / 2017-02-21 02:00
the second or third or fourth time someone's recorded themselves pissing for a hifi I haven't kept track

291
explicit
00:01:41 / 2017-02-16 02:00
~@moofinly, @grilldos, sender station's dirge for juno
a conversation between caller and receiver

290
explicit
00:00:37 / 2017-02-14 02:00
~some dude in omaha, @grilldos
explicit valentine's day noises

289
sfw
00:00:21 / 2017-02-09 02:00
~some dude in rancho bernardo, @grilldos
even when you leave noises on the voicemail we'll find a way to use it

288
sfw
00:00:33 / 2017-02-07 02:00
~@bazingablazer, @grilldos, sender station's careless with tragic ideas
happy death day brian

287
explicit
00:00:29 / 2017-02-02 02:00
the year of the protest

286
sfw
00:00:57 / 2017-01-31 02:00
hot dog

285
explicit
00:01:00 / 2017-01-26 02:00
george a. romero's night of me giving head

284
sfw
00:01:07 / 2017-01-24 02:00
~@grilldos, sender station asks what's in the sky
- --- .-.. .-.. / ..-. .-. . . ---... / .---- / ---.. --... --... -....- ..... ....- ....- -....- --... ..... --... ..... / .- -- . .-. .. -.-. .- -. ... ---... / .---- / ....- -.... ----. -....- --... --... --... -....- ....- ....- -.... ---.. / -... .-. .. - --- -. ... ---... / ....- ....- / .---- ..--- --... --... / ....- ..--- ....- ..--- ---.. ...--

283
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00:01:21 / 2017-01-19 02:00
lessons in attentiveness

282
sfw
00:01:07 / 2017-01-17 02:00
the true president

281
sfw
00:01:29 / 2017-01-12 02:00
i'm drunk and i miss david bowie

280
explicit
00:00:35 / 2017-01-10 02:00
welcome to trump's america

279
explicit
00:00:48 / 2017-01-05 02:00
new year beat off

278
explicit
00:01:28 / 2017-01-03 02:00
if you're a GB bitch call +44 1-ASS-GAG-AVE (+44 1277 424283) today!

276
sfw
00:00:41 / 2016-12-27 02:00
friends are just family you get to choose

275
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00:01:21 / 2016-12-22 02:00
~@venom5517, polymoore
it is better to give than to receive or wait maybe the opposite

274
explicit
00:01:25 / 2016-12-20 02:00
a noir

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explicit
00:00:20 / 2016-12-15 02:00
~some guy from staten island
fire the billy ray

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explicit
00:00:50 / 2016-12-13 02:00
just going through the old reel-to-reels

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explicit
00:01:04 / 2016-12-08 02:00
~some dude from roselle, @grilldos
discover yourself in a stream of conscious bathroom diatribe today

270
sfw
00:00:59 / 2016-12-06 02:00
~some dude from roselle, @grilldos
folks, get yourself some socks

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00:00:28 / 2016-12-01 02:00
~@grilldos, some dude in rancho bernardo
friendship

268
sfw
00:00:25 / 2016-11-29 02:00
~some dude in rancho bernardo, @grilldos
wake up every morning glad this was not the case

267
sfw
00:01:36 / 2016-11-24 02:00
the australian made this because the fuck does he care about thanksgiving

266
explicit
00:01:07 / 2016-11-22 02:00
my kind of dealership

265
explicit
00:02:17 / 2016-11-17 02:00
we support all immigrants

264
explicit
00:01:36 / 2016-11-15 02:00
jerkcity news network continues to cover this unbelievable election season

263
explicit
00:00:22 / 2016-11-10 02:00
this is only a test.

262
explicit
00:00:58 / 2016-11-08 02:00
the first tuesday after the first monday of november of the year of the orange dong

261
explicit
00:00:37 / 2016-11-03 02:00
big ingestment opportunity in glory hole ministries

260
explicit
00:00:31 / 2016-11-01 02:00
just back from the gay halloween party downstairs

259
explicit
00:01:02 / 2016-10-27 02:00
tag it and toss it on the bird

258
explicit
00:01:14 / 2016-10-25 02:00
not sure who the joke is on here

257
explicit
00:00:52 / 2016-10-20 02:00
~some dude in ithica ny, @grilldos
yes sir

256
explicit
00:00:38 / 2016-10-18 02:00
~some dude in ithica ny, @grilldos
jerkcity hifi, on broadway

255
sfw
00:00:33 / 2016-10-13 02:00
over 36 million views

254
explicit
00:01:08 / 2016-10-11 02:00
~some dude in ithica ny, @grilldos
sponsored by lucky strike. not the cigarette but what spigot calls his physical assault where the charges got dropped

253
explicit
00:00:42 / 2016-10-06 02:00
oh no they 4th walled our tropes

252
explicit
00:00:27 / 2016-10-04 02:00
The current time is 10:53 PM CDT…

251
sfw
00:00:39 / 2016-09-29 02:00
real life

250
explicit
00:01:18 / 2016-09-27 02:00
hhhhggggggglllllyuuuggahggghhhgggggghg

249
explicit
00:01:37 / 2016-09-22 02:00
RIP MORGAN FREEMAN CANT BELEIVE THE COPS PUT U IN A CHOKEHOLD #WOKEASF #FREESHCKRELLI

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explicit
00:00:33 / 2016-09-20 02:00
bi-line

247
explicit
00:00:30 / 2016-09-15 02:00
slang lessons

246
explicit
00:00:22 / 2016-09-13 02:00
the rare bung

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explicit
00:00:22 / 2016-09-08 02:00
a fool is taught

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explicit
00:00:50 / 2016-09-06 02:00
~some dude in ithica ny, @grilldos
so sayeth the lord

243
explicit
00:00:41 / 2016-09-01 02:00
but we did.

242
sfw
00:00:25 / 2016-08-30 02:00
my new alarm

241
sfw
00:00:49 / 2016-08-25 02:00
~@usbhumpdog, @grilldos, some dude in ithica ny
all the best bathroom stories

240
explicit
00:00:50 / 2016-08-23 02:00
3 live boys: the prequel

239
explicit
00:01:07 / 2016-08-18 02:00
3 live boys 4: the netflix revival

238
explicit
00:00:58 / 2016-08-16 02:00
3 live boys 3: the made for tv movie

237
explicit
00:01:22 / 2016-08-11 02:00
3 live boys 2: the musical

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explicit
00:00:34 / 2016-08-09 02:00
6 Different Kinds of Sauces.avi-PRICKALINOS.mkv

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explicit
00:01:02 / 2016-08-04 02:00
3 live boys

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explicit
00:10:23 / 2016-08-02 02:00
If you want a midget to look like a baby, don’t put a cigar in his mouth.

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explicit
00:01:23 / 2016-07-28 02:00
broadcast rights revoked

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explicit
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#addressthefez

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explicit
00:00:50 / 2016-07-21 02:00
septic sifting

230
explicit
00:01:35 / 2016-07-19 02:00
we didn't ask for this

229
explicit
00:00:51 / 2016-07-14 02:00
you won't believe how little effort this sick idiot gives

228
explicit
00:00:30 / 2016-07-12 02:00
this sick idiot shouldn't have even bothered

227
sfw
00:00:30 / 2016-07-07 02:00
sick idiot does no one any favors

226
explicit
00:01:03 / 2016-07-05 02:00
ostensibly inebriated in hotel delfino

225
explicit
00:01:11 / 2016-06-30 02:00
a true story

224
explicit
00:02:01 / 2016-06-28 02:00
look up dynamic range

223
explicit
00:00:21 / 2016-06-23 02:00
is this the kind of quality content you gents are looking for?

222
explicit
00:01:21 / 2016-06-21 02:00
just going through audio we've been sent.

221
explicit
00:00:28 / 2016-06-16 02:00
it's midnight and I made you a lost episode of Doctor Who with cocks

220
explicit
00:00:47 / 2016-06-14 02:00
~a couragous ithica new yorker, @grilldos
jerkcity hi-fi is a form of therapy, tell your congressman

219
explicit
00:02:32 / 2016-06-09 02:00
the 6th term of the strike is everyone has to go to this fucked up church

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explicit
00:00:59 / 2016-06-07 02:00
~@grilldos, @tinypeepee, @hardclumping, hyle, some dude from hood river or
we can finally put this mess behind us and make a new mess in front of us and we're talking about various bodily fluids

217
explicit
00:01:22 / 2016-06-02 02:00
~Bale and Jorkell, hyle
atandt is a noted shit eater

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explicit
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~@grilldos, hyle
native americans say that the echoes of a dick sucked are your ancestors also getting their dick sucked

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explicit
00:02:24 / 2016-05-26 02:00
scabs continue to ruin everything

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explicit
00:01:39 / 2016-05-24 02:00
Juicy, juicy gardening tips for good boys and girls!

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explicit
00:00:54 / 2016-05-19 02:00
~@tinypeepee, some dude in colorado, @grilldos
Only the best gardening tips, from us to you!

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explicit
00:02:24 / 2016-05-17 02:00
Thanks again to our special sponsors for making these excellent gardening tips possible!

211
sfw
00:01:30 / 2016-05-12 06:50
this one's late. even the scabs can't show up on time.

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explicit
00:01:38 / 2016-05-10 02:00
Wow! What tips! GARDENING tips! For YOU!

209
explicit
00:01:01 / 2016-05-05 02:00
Pull up a chair, we've got great gardening tips for you and yours!

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explicit
00:00:44 / 2016-05-03 02:00
What are we even doing anymore.

207
explicit
00:01:06 / 2016-04-28 02:00
Treat your family to a great view: your garden! All year round!

206
explicit
00:01:40 / 2016-04-26 02:00
Everything is fine.

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explicit
00:01:07 / 2016-04-21 02:00
We'll teach you the gardening tips to manage any weather conditions. Guaranteed!

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explicit
00:00:57 / 2016-04-19 02:00
~@dickmissiles, piedmont ca, @grilldos
Let's garden, friends!

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explicit
00:00:51 / 2016-04-14 02:00
Bear with us as we work diligently to come to an agreement that benefits all parties.

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explicit
00:00:41 / 2016-04-12 02:00
~hyle, @grilldos
the boy is now a man

201
explicit
00:00:24 / 2016-04-07 02:00
the backside abyss

200
sfw
00:01:29 / 2016-04-05 02:00
~@grilldos, someone in dayton oh, @usbhumpdog, someone in kansas city mo, someone in peoria il, someone in philadelphia pa, someone in phoenix az, someone in san jose ca, someone in escondido ca, someone in new york state
happy 200th hi-fi from a collection of sick freaks

199
sfw
00:01:28 / 2016-03-31 02:00
please don't shoot the messenger

198
explicit
00:02:48 / 2016-03-29 02:00
hello here is my over-edited verbose shortwave transmission

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explicit
00:01:36 / 2016-03-24 02:00
~Bale and Jorkell
a full 90

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explicit
00:00:30 / 2016-03-22 02:00
~your European faggots Bale and Jorkell
they forgot to attach this one to the electronic mail

195
sfw
00:00:51 / 2016-03-17 02:00
~your European friends Bale and Jorkell
a surprise trilogy, in three parts

194
sfw
00:00:37 / 2016-03-14 02:00
~Bale
It's 2am but I suddenly found this one.

193
explicit
00:00:12 / 2016-03-10 02:00
ever cummed?

192
sfw
00:00:39 / 2016-03-08 02:00
~some dude from bloomington in, @tinypeepee's slow work day, @grilldos
welcome to the jerkcity hi-fi alternate reality game.

191
sfw
00:01:51 / 2016-03-03 02:00
~some dude from peoria il, @hypersaline, @grilldos
do not eat frog. for more frog tips check out @frogtips or http://frog.tips/

190
explicit
00:00:54 / 2016-03-01 02:00
thank you bill loose

189
explicit
00:01:51 / 2016-02-25 02:00
~@clayren, @grilldos, @tinypeepee's air-voice and space anus
ice cream sandies

188
explicit
00:02:59 / 2016-02-23 02:00
one eight hundred urine

187
sfw
00:00:35 / 2016-02-18 02:00
~pepito, @grilldos, @tinypeepee's miscjazz
this is very old and late.

186
explicit
00:02:11 / 2016-02-16 02:00
a flush on national TV in 1990

185
sfw
00:01:04 / 2016-02-11 02:00
the two drunk idiots forgot they were supposed to ask someone special to produce the next drunk boys month episode, so here's something else that also involved liquor. we run a terrible operation here.

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00:03:43 / 2016-02-09 02:00
it's still drunk boys month. i edited this drunk too. i have to work tomorrow. what am i doing with my life.

183
sfw
00:01:39 / 2016-02-04 02:00
drunk boys month is two weeks deep please send help

182
sfw
00:00:52 / 2016-02-02 02:00
two drunk idiots squirting out easy nostalgia for our personal demographic, can we please fucking go to sleep now

181
explicit
00:01:06 / 2016-01-28 02:00
drunk boys month continues.

180
explicit
00:01:11 / 2016-01-26 02:00
drunk month begins now.

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00:02:22 / 2016-01-21 02:00
Common Core wont teach you how to lick and choke

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hello here is an impromptu jerk city's hi fi

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~@grilldos, @ghostofeazye, @clayren, @lanachan's the adventures of mr. fuck
sequel to 3327, you see.

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a special canonical birthday gift for @hardclumping via a donation to Midnight Mission by @grilldos @tinypeepee mike @alligatorsa @varxx @ghostofeazye @clayren & danl. five minutes hence https://youtu.be/VWlv_02fRyY and ten minutes hence https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDINx6ThODI

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~@clayren, @lanachan's summer falls, @grilldos
a red 100 with two lines under it, what does it mean?

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sfw
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~@grilldos, @jessephamel's creepy crawly
inspired by tunes

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i can't wait for the weekend to begin

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music by the incredible Red State Update

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sfw
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that is normally how i talk to siri. because motherfucker cant get nothing right.

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~some creepy anonymous furry from escondido, @grilldos
we finally found a use for this fucked up voicemail. this episode is appropriate for no one.

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sfw
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~@grilldos, @lanachan's goodbasss
i had a migraine both before and after this was produced and now you do too

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will smith award for being willsmith

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~@grilldos, @lanachan's dingus
30 seconds of truth and honesty from a dead man

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~@weeaboo the real life lurker, @lanachan's cheesy, @grilldos
an actual lurker delivered this VO upon request in under 90 seconds. as ryo said before never speaking again, "th lord works in mysterious ways,"

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~the dogged gamer, @hardclumping, @ghostofeazye
mumblecast w/ the boys!!!!!!!! in celebration of quake 3's 16 year anniversary yesterday.

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i'd like to be murdered by what the news will refer to as a "big loud crime"

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sfw
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police once called backup on me because of balloon animals

162
sfw
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it's diminished i think! i don't know it's been 5 years!!!!!

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sfw
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sequel to 453, you see.

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~@grilldos, trelane, d'angelo barksdale
star trek voyeur starring gay rawls

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sfw
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everyone needs to learn how to operate their FROG

158
explicit
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mixed messages from ol' jimmy the whale

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explicit
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witness starring harold the ford truck

156
sfw
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this one went places didn't it

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explicit
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yeasu ft-60r with a diamond whip antenna

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explicit
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do you want by the numbers big boy. do you want the bared bones

153
explicit
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~@grilldos, @lanachan's supersaw
a public service announcement from your friends

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sfw
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hungry for synergism

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explicit
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heaven is for real

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canonically the last jerkcity hifi

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a super-intelligent shade of the colour blue.

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sfw
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life's bad puzzle

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sfw
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what's going on here???

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sfw
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the sailor

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sfw
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speak in hell

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mister hughes' glory hole adventure

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explicit
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i said let her finish dammit!

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let her finish.

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explicit
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fagen plays a melodica during aja in concert and it is a spiritual experience to behold

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explicit
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wow i can't wait to die

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explicit
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girth, sinned & perspire

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i'll never trust another cock-themed for-profit exposition

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explicit
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ghosts in the maschine

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sfw
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drill a hole in there and the freaks won't stop coming

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explicit
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roger nichols level work here

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explicit
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i thought we were friends but we're really friends with forced benefits

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sfw
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golden age of radio

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explicit
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you're never safe.

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sfw
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we';; never figure this out

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title: begins now: do not paste this paste the actual thing after these quotations: please [s]get better soon[/s] stop eating the trash pizza @grilldos

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sfw
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fatherhood, explored. not every episode can be about the dark terrors that haunt broken men

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sfw
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~"cat urday", @grilldos
cat urday, in the dark / i stink it up: the jorts of july

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explicit
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we found another really thought-provoking radio program

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sfw
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some cultured references and inside jokes for all my truest friends.

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sfw
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congrats, nerds

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~children @dickmissiles stole, @grilldos
i have a really good dirty pun for this but there are children present.

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submit your own audio to jerkcity hifi today! PLEASE

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~@grilldos, some dude in colorado
no animals were harmed in the making of this episode

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sequel to 1186, you see.

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out where creams cum goo

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sfw
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suddenly!

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sfw
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go fuck yourself

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sfw
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can you dig it

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check it out @buzzfeed

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roaming charges apply

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9/11 is in 3 months

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now sponsored

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sfw
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wish u were queer

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sfw
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sound the alarm, this is not a test

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~"cat urday", @grilldos
unsolicited filfth

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explicit
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i remember when there was the nothingness and there was no pain and no joy

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explicit
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smooth buddy week 2015: the jerkcity players present, part 2

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smooth buddy week 2015: the jerkcity players present, part 1

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explicit
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it's been a year of this terrible bullshit

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sfw
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it goes from spigot to pants to deuce, that's the chart

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explicit
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fucking logitech stick mics i swear to christ

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~some guy from crystal river, @hipstersandwich, some guy from santa fe, @grilldos
story time

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sfw
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in transit

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sfw
00:00:43 / 2015-04-28 00:00
and today from the BBC Turd Service

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~some guy from london (canada), @hardclumping, @hebrewmagic (asshole), some guy from santa barbara, some guy from sante fe, some chick from charlottesville, @hipstersandwich, @sexpleasant, some guy from sunnyvale, @grilldos
here's to the next 100, brought to you by demented sociopaths everywhere. submit your contribution to jerkcity hi-fi today!

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~some guy from escondido who messed up a line but i'm giggling so much i don't care, @grilldos
one breath

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explicit
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being bedridden doesn't give my wife a break

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sfw
00:00:25 / 2015-04-14 00:00
pizza is life / pizza is lord

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sfw
00:00:39 / 2015-04-09 00:00
far out, man. i haven't seen a bong in years.

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sfw
00:00:36 / 2015-04-07 00:00
~@grilldos, some dude from sunnyvale
my benefits elections are due today

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sfw
00:00:41 / 2015-04-02 00:00
trigger warning: reality

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explicit
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motherfucker can't keep it together for one god damn minute

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explicit
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a rehearsal director's cut

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sfw
00:00:36 / 2015-03-26 00:00
~@grilldos, @hardclumping, @ghostofeazye, @kcgreenn's table and script drawings
more rehearsals, my god https://youtu.be/GrIp75006ng

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rehearsal, what a concept

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sfw
00:01:34 / 2015-03-19 00:00
we are radiogag, now an itunes approved podcast

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sfw
00:00:20 / 2015-03-17 00:00
authentic sounds from around the world

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explicit
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tonight at 9, after a very special blossom

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explicit
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another encounter

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found in the minutes

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with thanks to datafile 1

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20,000 agents. over 20 years of experience.

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ready and willing

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sfw
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she's pregnant

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sfw
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he laughed at the strip so i told him to make this

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explicit
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one from a bathroom

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sfw
00:01:06 / 2015-02-10 00:00
is this where i report bugs, i don't even know https://home.mrtheplague.net/ is any of this even worth fixing

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sfw
00:00:41 / 2015-02-05 00:00
you learn something new every day, kids

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i'm going to bed, with my ghost van

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explicit
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the battles we fight in love and war

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sfw
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establishing continuity with an accidental episode creation

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sfw
00:00:51 / 2015-01-22 00:00
here are these two idiots again

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it's ghost and clump week on jchf

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sfw
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~@grilldos, @ghostofeazye, DJ RAPEKIT on tunes
a friendship tested

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□□□□□□□□□□

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sfw
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gotta make the talk circuit

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a: always, b: beat, c: cocks

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explicit
00:00:35 / 2015-01-01 00:00
my wife yelled at me when i made this. it's our anniversary.

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explicit
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a long boy dreams of flight

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explicit
00:00:56 / 2014-12-25 00:00
a christmas trope

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explicit
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~@dickmissiles, @grilldos, some guy named keith law on music
a ted talk christmas

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explicit
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hellbound and gagged

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explicit
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ye olde jerkcity shoppe

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explicit
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thanks for coming

60
sfw
00:01:04 / 2014-12-09 00:00
weeknights at 10 after judge jerkalot

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explicit
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are you looking for me

58
sfw
00:00:38 / 2014-12-02 00:00
good morning

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explicit
00:00:47 / 2014-11-27 00:00
happy thanksgiving, from your pals who yell into metal dicks at jerkcity hi-fi

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explicit
00:00:41 / 2014-11-25 00:00
if, when, why what / are you a butt slut

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explicit
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everyone needs help once in a while

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explicit
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there's only one way to close it

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explicit
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our only choice

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sfw
00:00:27 / 2014-11-11 00:00
my daughter loves this show

51
sfw
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it's not unisex

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explicit
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real friends listen

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explicit
00:00:49 / 2014-10-30 00:00
matt threw, let's go

48
sfw
00:01:09 / 2014-10-28 00:00
ride the green line

47
explicit
00:00:16 / 2014-10-23 00:00
despite the meat it'll be alright and gay

46
explicit
00:00:44 / 2014-10-21 00:00
the golden age

45
explicit
00:00:46 / 2014-10-16 00:00
public service announcement and glory hole inspection notice

44
explicit
00:00:43 / 2014-10-14 07:42
take the shitty joke and the voicemail and let me go back to bed for more fever dreams about the glory hole riddled with love -- also i was sick and couldn't find any audio of dick van dyke saying something racist or terrible so if you send that to me i'll add it. thanks and don't forget to tip your waiter over and puncture

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sfw
00:01:42 / 2014-10-09 00:00
dedicated to my daughter and unborn sibling. may you know the true nature of your father and yet remain unbroken. take pity.

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explicit
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he just squirted this out. on command.

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explicit
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it's real, ask letterman

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sfw
00:00:31 / 2014-09-30 00:00
one of the wright brothers is a post-op transexual but it's not the one you'd think

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explicit
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never expiring

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explicit
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king kock

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explicit
00:00:32 / 2014-09-18 00:00
i can't think of anything funny to say, my ibs has drained me of one fluid and my well documented addiction drained another.

36
explicit
00:00:39 / 2014-09-16 00:00
the work of one who consorts with beasts steer clear

35
sfw
00:00:32 / 2014-09-11 00:00
pulled from syndication

34
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actually it ended up being an .ogg but who gives a wet shit if soundcloud is just going to phase out their app's recording function anyway

33
sfw
00:00:22 / 2014-09-04 00:00
is the darknet the part of my computer that's shadowed by my low hanging balls

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explicit
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death is certain

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explicit
00:00:29 / 2014-08-28 00:00
the shadow knows all the undocumented truck stop glory hole visits left off your expense report in Q4 2013

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explicit
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damn son where'd you find this

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explicit
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official grammar school curriculum. NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND ON UNCLE TED'S FULL THROTTLE VACATION

28
sfw
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he could not

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I dumps AM thighs SORRY baby

26
sfw
00:00:26 / 2014-08-12 00:00
the end is a clue ssssh

25
sfw
00:00:32 / 2014-08-07 00:00
two five eight six / referencing a thing you may have missed

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explicit
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just two bros chillin on a wednesday afternoon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgyWsL7-B9c

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explicit
00:00:32 / 2014-07-31 00:00
i will have to explain these to my children some day

22
explicit
00:00:17 / 2014-07-29 00:00
hitler is alive and well in my heart

21
explicit
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my dick erupts and after a time i am burdened with crying meat

20
explicit
00:01:42 / 2014-07-22 00:00
this man paid for an education ha ha a certified fool

19
sfw
00:01:08 / 2014-07-17 00:00
this piece failed for four straight years in uil dramatic duo interp

18
sfw
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while (you == "liberal arts degree waste of a egg") { print "yes"; }

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weird al did a version of this joke on the uhf commentary track

16
sfw
00:00:29 / 2014-07-08 00:00
i lost the e-mail for this but then i found it again what a close one

15
explicit
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no casting call for birds this time

14
explicit
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the first time i heard this i was shitfaced at midnight and it was a perfect start to father's day

13
explicit
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apollo 13 archival audio

12
explicit
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actually sober

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explicit
00:00:27 / 2014-06-19 06:30
#yesallwomen

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explicit
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the noise at the end is the sound of my impending death

9
explicit
00:00:59 / 2014-06-12 10:00
does json count

8
sfw
00:00:49 / 2014-06-10 10:00
The CALM Act directs the Commission to establish rules that require TV stations, cable operators, satellite TV providers or other multichannel video program distributors (MVPDs) to apply the Advanced Television Systems Committee's (ATSC) A/85 Recommended Practice ("ATSC A/85 RP") to commercial advertisements they transmit to viewers.

7
sfw
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check you're local listings

6
explicit
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nothing isn't real

5
explicit
00:01:11 / 2014-05-29 10:00
you have to enunciate the t's

4
explicit
00:00:37 / 2014-05-27 10:00
the bird is not a union actor but he did sign my release

3
sfw
00:00:37 / 2014-05-22 10:00
screamed at hippies across a poorly maintained field

2
explicit
00:00:35 / 2014-05-21 10:00
in my mind they do have to be yes

1
explicit
00:00:28 / 2014-05-13 10:00
whet the palette, wet the gullet

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